>Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon

dekhta rehta."

Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."



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hightech sardar inventions:

---Waterproof towel

---Solar powered torch

---Book on how to read

---Pedal powered wheel chair.



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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess

what

---To avoid side effect!!!



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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho
ko

pani dal.

Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"

sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".



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Man: sardarji where were u born?

sardarji: punjab.

man: which part.

Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
punjab".



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Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke

---Sardar : MyLord. Gita par hi to haath rakhaa tha. Isiliye yahaan hoon!



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Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha

"akal badhi ya bhais "

Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".


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Sardar proposed to a girl.

Girl said I'm 1year elder to u.

Sardar said "oye no problem soniyee I'll marry u next year".


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Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door



bcoz it was an entrance exam.


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Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations
for

a swimming pool.

Banta: give him a glass of water.

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Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.

Banta: really what is he studying?

santa: he is not studying they r studying him.


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Height of stupidity:

two sardar fighting for the window seat on a scooter.