Hotel Kerala-fonia - By the Yeeguls On a dark city one-way'Nariyal Tel' in my hairWarm smell of avials Rising up through the airUp ahead in the distance I saw a green tube lightMy tongue grew heavy, and my stomach grew thinI had to stop for a bite There he stood in the door wayRepairing the calling bellAnd I was thinking to myself This could be Ker-hella ....Oh ! It is hellThen he lit up a petromax And cursed the electricity board awayThere were some mallus down the corridorThought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia Such a lousy place,What a lousy place (background)Such a lousy place Many a bug at the Hotel Kerala-foniaAny time of year Any time of year (background)A coil of TortoiseYou can find it here his finger in his nose is definitely twisted As three sneezes it sendsHe makes a lot of weird, weird noisesWhen the finger bends How they 'kusthi' in the courtyardSticky Mallu sweatThe man pleaded for mercy While his wife whipped him with a beltSo I called up the deaf captainPlease tell me the time He ran intoThe kitchen and brought me beef fry, soda and limeAnd still those voices were crying from far away Wake you up in the middle of the nightJust to hear them pray Save us from the Hotel Kerala-foniaSuch a lousy place, What a lousy place (background)Such a lousy placeTrying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia No surpriseThose are real mice ..Of a dog's size The blind man was feeling Yesterdays sambhar on riceAnd he saidWe are all just pensioners here In Silk Smitha-disguiseAnd in the dining chamber We gathered for the feastWe stab it with our steely knivesBut just can't cut the meat Last thing I rememberI was lying on the floorThe half eaten tapeworm in my snack made my tummy sore Relax said the moustached watchmanAn enema you shall receiveThey made me lie on my back While my soul packed up to leave..
sorryyyyyyy
