whatz a PJ ? Obviously "a poor joke" .. .Whatz a (P + i J)? .. ... .. .. .. ... .. ... .. .- A "complex poor joke" .. .. .Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ? ... s.croll down for answer....... .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. .. ..Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary. .. .. . --.-------------------------------------------------------------------- --. --.. ----.--------------- .. Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water ..level .. of the pond increases. How? Think...........try it Yes you .. can.................. .... .. ..... .. Can't answer..........scroll down .. .. ... .. .. .. ... .. .. ... ... scroll..... .. .. .. ...... .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. ... .. ........ ...... .. .. .. ...... .. .. .. .. .. .A - The other 9 fish are crying................. .. .. .--------------- Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. the moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ??? scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .not getting, very simple yaar.. . . . . . . . . . .
coz, they all started clapping !!!!
Ek Aur
PJ Isse kehte hain.........
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us proffessor ka naam kya hai???
guess
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The answer is
Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon" "Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Don't scratch ur head this is a song from film "Dil Se"
One More
What wud u call a Girl who never laughs....? ...and the Answer is.......... . . . . . .. . .Scroll down. . . . . . . . . . .. . .Just One Scroll .. . . .. . . . . . . . . .. .
. . . HASINA !
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat
will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette another deadly answer. scroll down a little
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
