Q: How do you make him stop playing? A: Put notes on it!
Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist? A: Pick on someone your own size!
Q: What's the definition of a minor second? A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.
Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison? A: Counterpoint.
Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer? A: Give him a sheet of music.
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".
Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig? A: Would you like fries with that?
Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond? A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish? A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
ooh god. Dennis, u need a GUITARIST MIND to understand jokes like these. get sum guitarists to this forum. I call these jokes H.I.J(highly intellectual jokes.)
Keep posting dude. u rock.
Varun
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