Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan? ****************************
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age! *****************************
Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of success. FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me. *****************************
Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye. ***********************
Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai. Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai. ****************************
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai. *************************
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega. *********************
In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state. *************************
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, stop imagining. ****************************
Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this. Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE. ***********************
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?" Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon. ***********************
Two Sardars were walking together. 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha. **************************
