i knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she called me to get my phone number. >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because >>>>it >>>> >>said >>>> >> >"concentrate." >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make >>>>up >>>> >>her mind. >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she tried to drown a fish. >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she thought a quarterback was a refund. >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> >>>> >she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she tripped over a cordless phone. >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she asked for a price check at the dollar store. >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she studied for a blood test. >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> >she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, >>>>she >>>> >>moved. >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice >>>>instead. >>>> >> > >>>> >> > >>>> >> >>>> >when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said >>>> >> >"Airport Left" she turned around and went home
