Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing? Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
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Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it? Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes? Do cows have calf muscles? If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players? If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke? Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? If you died with braces on would they take them off? If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
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Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters? If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
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Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor? Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light? Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? Why do we have hot water heaters? Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? How can someone "draw a blank"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? What should one call a male ladybird? **********************************************************************
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