A guy barely sat down when he heard a voice from the other
stall saying:   

"Hi, how are you?" 

He wuznt the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but he don't know what got into him, so he answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?  At that point, he wuz thinking this
is too bizarre so he said:  "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point he wuz just trying to get out as fast as he cud when he
heard another question.  "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question wuz just too weird for him but he figured he could
just be polite and end the conversation. he told him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then he heard the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"