All Saddus !!!!!!!!!! don mind guys ................... jus 4 fun !!!
1 . Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking >>Fine" >>He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement" >> >>2 How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases >>the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. >> >>3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on >>other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the >>weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on >>the other hand it would be hot. >> >>4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down >>from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He >>reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he >>decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the >>evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day >>either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his >>distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" >>The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and >>said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear >>banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" >>5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy? >>Saradji: They were 4 best friends..! >>6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper >>ne Flag >>Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. >> >>7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & >>comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo >>ta ra ra. >>9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... >>When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! >>Higher Studies Yaar...!!! >> >>10 Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & >>said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is >>6610" >>11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to >>her, " I LOVE U SISTER." >>12. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour , >>Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey . >>Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!! >> >>14. Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab . >>Sardar: Why are you praying for that? >>Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam... >>15. >> >>One day a sardar died due to brain tumer.all the sardars started >>dancing instead of crying.a person came astronished and asked the >>sardars why they are dancing.One of the sardar replied atleast one >>of us had brain na . >> >>Smart Sardar in Army >> >>Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one >>side. >> >>Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts, "Oye Abdul!" >> >>A guy gets up from other trench, "Kya hai be" >> >>Kartar Singh shoots!! BANG. The guy is shot dead! >> >>Kartar Singh shouts again, "Oye Karim" >> >>2 guys stand up, "Kya hai ?" >> >>BANG BANG both khalaas! >> >>Kartar Singh shouts again,"Oye Mustafa!" >> >>2 more, BANG-BANG! dono khalaas! >> >>Pakistanis get worried, they think: Ye Sardarji log, when did they >>get so smart? They decide to try the trick themselves. >> >>"Abe Gurdev Singh" >> >>silence >> >>"Oye Gurdev Singh!!" >> >>silence >> >>"O bhai, Gurdev Singh!" >> >>This time some one says, "Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?" >> >>Pakistani gets up, "Main" >> >>BANG! He goes!
>> >A man goes for a job interview. >> >> >> >Interviewer : "Hello, can you please write your name for me in >> > >> > >English >on this paper" >> > >> > >> >Man writes his name down and passes the piece of paper back to >>the interviewer. >> > >> > >Interviewer : "Are you sure that this is your name" >> > >> > >Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name" >> >> >> >Interviewer "So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS" >> >> >> >Man : "Yes sir, you told me to write my name in English >> >but>in>Punjabi>my >>name is..... >> > >> > " SUNDAR LAL CHADHA " >> > >> >He got the job! >> > >> >
