hey guyz......i got tis in a mail...n wen i tries mine out it was hilarious....lykd it...n posted it.......so watz urz??

Pick the month you were born in: 

>>>>>>
>>>>>>January--i kicked
>>>>>>Febuary--i loved
>>>>>>March--i did the macarena
>>>>>>April--i played with
>>>>>>May--i choked on
>>>>>>June--i murdered
>>>>>>July--i sang to
>>>>>>August--i had lunch with
>>>>>>September--i danced with
>>>>>>October--i smoked
>>>>>>November--i yelled at
>>>>>>December--I ran over
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>1-------a paperclip
>>>>>>2-------a monster
>>>>>>3-------a phone
>>>>>>4-------a fork
>>>>>>5-------a gangster
>>>>>>6-------a mexican
>>>>>>7-------my cell phone
>>>>>>8-------my dog
>>>>>>9-------my best friends boyfriend
>>>>>>10-------my neighbor
>>>>>>11-------an ipod
>>>>>>12-------a banana
>>>>>>13-------chuck norris
>>>>>>14-------a stuffed animal
>>>>>>15-------a goat
>>>>>>16-------a pickle
>>>>>>17-------your
>>>>>>mom
>>>>>>18-------aspoon
>>>>>>19-------myself
>>>>>>20-------a football player
>>>>>>21-------a ninja
>>>>>>22-------a noodle
>>>>>>23-------a fireman
>>>>>>24-------a squirrel
>>>>>>25-------a baseball bat
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>26-------my sister
>>>>>>27-------my brother
>>>>>>28-------my science teacher
>>>>>>29-------a permanent marker
>>>>>>30-------a llama
>>>>>>31-------A homeless guy
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>White------Because i was high.
>>>>>>Black-------Because thats how i roll.
>>>>>>Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
>>>>>>Red---------Because the voices told me to.
>>>>>>Blue--------Because im kewl and do what i want
>>>>>>Green------Because I hate myself.
>>>>>>Purple------Because Im cool.
>>>>>>Gray--------Because i was drunk
>>>>>>Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>>>>>>Orange----Because i hate my family.
>>>>>>Other-------Because that's how I roll.
>>>>>>none------Because i cant control myself
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Put the phrases
>>>>>>together