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chintan9


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WHEN 2004 IS DEAD AND GONE
2005 WILL PARTY ON
2006 THINKS THERE COOL
BUT ~2007~ WILL ALWAYS RULE


"Reality is wrong-Dreams are 4 real" - ((2Pac))


THANKS FOR STABBING ME IN MY BACK. TAKE SOME CLASSES YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT BETTER.



831-
8 letters
3 words
1 meaning.....
This means "I Love You"





Being happy is like wetting your pants, everyone sees it, but only you can feel the warmth.



 


-*A smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of things.



A crush either ends a dream or blossoms into reality...



Willl be back wid sum nice 1's...



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hey dese were really sweet.......do post mre if u get time

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CONTINUED..


ThEy NeVeR sUsPeCt ThE iNnOcEnT oNe



AlL sHe HaS 2 dO Is SmIlE aNd ThAt MaKeS My DaY SO WoRtH wHiLe



shE bRoKe My HeArT, sO i BrOkE hEr JaW hehe..



One day youll come to me and ask me wuts more important my life or you,and ill respond my life.Then youll leave never knowing you are my life




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hey da last one was amazing......

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Thanx man..HEY PPL I M WAITING FOR UR REPLYS YAAR..

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i really liked d last one. like d crush n smile ones 2. Post sum more plz


 



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 Heven must b missin an angel coz ur here with me


Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.



Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?



Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?


Will be bck wid sum....kool 1's Reply hehe for more..

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your like train tracks you get laid all over the world


If kisses were raindrops, i'll send u a shower,[]


    If Hugs Were seconds, i'll send u an hour,[]


    If smiles were waves i'll send u da sea,[]


    If Love was a person i'll send u 2me[]


I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight



Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes





You Dropped something , "My jaw




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got nuthin else to say oder dan

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errmm...hope u dont mind chintan...here r sum of my own


Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm


Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding


Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese


I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week


I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met


I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol


I intend to live forever - so far, so good


I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?



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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.


When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.


Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.


If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...



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No probs man..Post more...Will be bbck wid sum more NO responce from ppl nyways did u like mine??

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.







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heyyy


i liked em........... bt read sum of em be4...... bt keep postin!!



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SIGNS UVE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEA --->>


You can jump-start your car without cables.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can't even remember your second cup.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You don't tan, you roast.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You have a conniption over spilled milk.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You help your dog chase its tail.



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I m bck!!



When I'm with you, everything's right...I never wanna go wrong.



ur a thief coz u stole my heart


Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day

god made man to earn money, god made women to spend mans earned money


true friends are loving, true friends care, and in the end true friends are always there.


Will be back...




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this set was awesome..... jus wat i ws lukin for.

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Kerwalos Are Cute,


And so are you,


Sugar is sweet,


And so are you,


Gold Is Precious,


And so are you,


My Love special,


And all for you,


Let me show you what Could be,


If You go out with me


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if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors

why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face

why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together????

Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn't a graph on automobiles?

If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?


Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a shipment?

If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?

Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive?

b4 they invented drawing boards where did they go bak to?


IF THE BLACK BOX SURVIVES A pLANE CRASH WHY ISNT THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF THE STUFF


Will be back wid sum more questionings..




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hey chintan...urz r damn good man....keep posting more

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Roger that..

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guy: did it hurt




gurl: what?




guy: when you fell from heaven




Gurl: no but this will hurt you


(gurl walks away)


CaN yOu SeNd Me A pIcTuRe Of YoU sO I CaN sHoW sAnTa WhAt I wAnT fOr ChRiStMas...:P

f i was santa id be up an dwn ur chimney all night


was ur father a jewal thief ?becuz if he was hez put sum sparkly dimonds in ur eyes





if luving u is rong then i neva wnna be right again






SCREW ME IF IM WRONG.....BUT IS UR NAME REBECCA (this is not our history miss :P)





If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together



Will be back wid sum more...reply how did u find them..... or





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yea...dey wer nc...bt i dint undrtnd tht rebecca 1...

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Forget it... haha.. u will not understand...

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LiFe Is To LoVe SoMeOnE, 


                     iF wE dOnT lOvE sOmEoNe,


                                                  WhAt DoEs LiFe MeAn?


Love is blind, I should know because you dont see me


The worst thing about loving you is watching you love someone else


NeVeR fRoWn, YoU nEvEr KnOW wHo mIgHt Be FaLlInG iN lOvE wItH yOuR SmilE

My world was blak  white until you walked through that door and into my heart

Life without You is like a Broken Pencil. It has no point

Loved You Once, Love You Still, Always Have, Always Will

Did the sun come out or did you just smile  me?

I Love It When You Look At Me Because I know For A Second That I Crossed Your Mind.


I'd WaiT UntIl ThE eNd Of tImE tO heAr YoU sAy yOu LoVe Me LiKE yOU meAn iT

Hope u like desee...Nyways wwill always be back guys i need replys to post more..





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Roses are red,


But Sumtimes Pink,


Stop readin dis txt,


and get back to yur sink. Nice..


CaN yOu SeNd Me A pIcTuRe Of YoU sO I CaN sHoW sAnTa WhAt I wAnT fOr ChRiStMas...:P



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nc...bt hey...uve already posted tht santa one.....

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I m sorry..



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