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3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?





 


 









Bataao Bataao!


 


 









Nahi Pata?!!



 


 








Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!



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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI



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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???















Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"



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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"



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ok whats the opp of venky's..






















venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)


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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.


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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn't See Me.


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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross
c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start
liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change y! our wife.


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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.




Guess why ?









because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"



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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
nikalega???????
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think
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think....
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geela ho ke nikalega......




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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ......

sweets nops

sault nopes

think

think










are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei......



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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)




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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?


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socho socho
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!



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nice man seriously....frm where u gt this...ur own????nice work

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AWESOME!!! THANX FOR THAT COLLECTION!!!

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lovely jokes plz add more!

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Don't kill me after reading this

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" bulate hain... kyun???
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Ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!

what is PJ???



phaltu joke..





what is P+iJ ???







complex phaltu joke...


why dont we laugh on a it???




coz the joke part is imaginary!!!




Whats the opposite of Real??



Its COCONUT....
Y....Socho...???

Becuase it is 'Na-Real'

i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why
scroll down for answer
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam
what is the vector form of sridevi????
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ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...
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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
him up...?
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Ring De Basanti

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haha..... wow !!! man........ no1s killin u....... they were nnice !!!

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thnk uuu !!! :D
nyways here r some more....
at least in this way..bt at least im getting a lil life into this site...gawd!

Gabber: Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha: Sardar Do,
Gabber: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabber : Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.
Gabber: To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabber: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabber: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabber: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do

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sardar kya sochte sochte marr gaya ???

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agar meri bahan se do bhai hain, to mera sirf ek kaise ?

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zindegi ek paheli hai















































































scroll karne se solve nahi hogi.



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hehe...these ones r really gud!!!!!!!! hahahaha

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