>>>Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar
>>>SWARG ban gaya...
>>>aur main…SWARGWASI...
>>>
>>>****************************************
>>>
>>>They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before
>>>marriage, it is
>>>love; after marriage it is self-defense
>>>
>>>***************************************
>>>
>>>its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such
>>>beautiful things as
>>>women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
>>>
>>>***************************************
>>>
>>>It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle
>>>Million soldiers 2 protect a country
>>>BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME!
>>>Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI
>>>
>>>***************************************
>>>
>>>After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
>>>He Chcked 1st
>>>patient eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH
>>>& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>>What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
>>>Magnets have a
>>>positive side!
>>>
>>>***************************************
>>>
>>>Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
>>>Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
>>>Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
>>>
>>>***************************************
>>>
>>>It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs
>>>ARRANGED.
>>>It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or
>>>being murdered
>>>
>>>***************************************
>>>A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
>>>A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
>>>A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a
>>>HUSBAND.!
>>>
>>>***************************************
>>>
>>>Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya,
>>>dekho to
>>>Mashook: ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin
>>>rahne diya jaye,
>>>main doobonga to sahara dega
>>>
>>>***************************************
>>>
>>>Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
>>>Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
>>>Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
>>>Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.