Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!

I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

Why are Egyptian's Children  always confused??
Coz after death, their  DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!

Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!

A Sardarji pulled out 6 people from a burning
house..... Still he
was jailed.... Why?
Coz all the 6 were firebrigade  staff!

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing a cards
and I lost the joker

Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age...

An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
"Kya nishana lagaya hai!"