>>>>>If You Love Someone
>>>>>
>>>>>THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
>>>>> If you love someone,
>>>>> Set her free...
>>>>> If she comes back, she's yours,
>>>>> If she doesn't, she never was....
>>>>>THE NEW VERSIONS R.....
>>>>>Pessimist:
>>>>> Set her free ...
>>>>> If she ever comes back, she's yours,
>>>>> If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
>>>>>Optimist:
>>>>> Don't worry, she will come back.
>>>>>Suspicious:
>>>>> If she ever comes back, ask her why.
>>>>>Impatient:
>>>>> If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
>>>>>Patient:
>>>>> If you love someone, Set her free ...
>>>>> If she doesn't come back,
>>>>> continue to wait until she comes back ...
>>>>>Playful
>>>>> If she comes back, and if you love her still,
>>>>> set her free again, repeat ....
>>>>>C++ Programmer:
>>>>> if(you-love(m_she))
>>>>> m_she.free()
>>>>> if(m_she == NULL)
>>>>> m_she = new CShe;
>>>>>Animal-Rights Activist:
>>>>> Set her free,
>>>>> In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
>>>>>Lawyers:
>>>>> Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
>>>>> Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
>>>>>Biologist :
>>>>> She'll evolve.
>>>>>Statisticians :
>>>>> If she loves you, the probability of her coming
>>>>> back is high
>>>>> If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
>>>>> anyway.
>>>>>Schwarzenegger's fans:
>>>>> SHE'LL BE BACK!
>>>>>Over possessive person :
>>>>> If you love someone
>>>>> don't set her free.
>>>>>MBA :
>>>>> If you love someone set her free instantaneously
>>>>> and look for others simultaneously
>>>>>Psychologist :
>>>>> set her free
>>>>> If she comes back her super ego is dominant
>>>>> If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
>>>>> If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
>>>>>Somnabulist :
>>>>> If she comes back it's a nightmare
>>>>> If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
>>>>>ERP functional expert :
>>>>> If she comes back, map her into your system
>>>>> If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
>>>>>Finance expert :
>>>>> If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
>>>>> If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
>>>>>Marketing Specialist :
>>>>> If she comes back she has brand loyalty
>>>>> If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
hehe....funny bt stupid....as usual....
keep em cumin!!
