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deadlydivs


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If u read this, i am smart.
If u save this, u agree i am smart.
If u fwd this, ur spreadin that i am smart.
If u delete this, u r jealous bcoz i am smart!!!!!


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Whats the problem with ur network??? When Im tryinbg ur no. the operator sayz..."Welcome to the jungle. the monkey ur tryin to call is on the tree...Plz try later."


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People neva look at da outside beauty its not valued...what matters most is ur innerself. So plz go And change ur damn UNDERWEAR!!!!


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Wife 2 Hubby: See thats my 1st boyfrnd at the bar. Hes been drinkin since i left him 10 years ago!!


Hubby: Nonsense!! No1 can celebrate that long!!!


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"Smile u make n hi say to wanted n sweet very r u that say to wanted just i that out find will u when irritating very it find will u"


Confused???? Read backwards.


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Last night i saw u walkin on da road u looked so fine ur face was so divine that i just culdnt control myself n i burst out singin....


"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??????"


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If ever ur sad and lonely, and feel uve ntn left to live for, i will cum, hole ur hand, take u out 4 a walk on da bridge, and show u where to jump from.


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wow! amazin stuff divya! especially the "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" one!


 


Varun



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deadlydivs


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That ones dedicated to my special friend n genius Varun Arora......



Kiddin!!!! Many more r gonna cum!!!!!


Smile- Is a language of love!


Smile- Is a source to win hearts!!


Smile- creates greatness in ur personality!!!


SO


BRUSH UR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Wife: if one day i scale the hieights of gr8 mount everest, wt would u give me??


Husbnd: Dhakka!




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suna hai ki log apke smile par marte hai


soooooooo...............


 


 


KEEP SMILING TO REDUCE POPULATION...!!!!!



~~~kHuSh...~~~



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tank u divya, for tat brushing comment. amn i simply luved the last 2 ones..... i am laughing frm the past ten minutes. they r damn funny..hahahahahahah


now chck this my one and in my style.....(to send to any old person)


Welcome to www.love.com


 


Type Password


 


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Processing....


Sorry, you are too old to be using our services. Please try www.satsang.com 


 



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deadlydivs


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i have a lil angel flyin around wid a hammer...................each person he tapz gets a lil bit of my frndship........I hope he beats u up badly.

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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....


 


Searching....


 


searching...


 


still searching....


 


sorry,NO BRAIN found...! 


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khush_cool


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Wat did tarzan think wen he saw a dead cheetah???


 


Think think.......


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


WOW...NEW CHADDI !!!!!


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Today, tmrrw n yest dare will b a heart that wud b always beating for u!...u knw whose????


 


UR OWN, STUPID !!


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My sweetheart,


My koochikoo,


My nonumonu,


My golumolu,


My darling,


My cutipie,


My jaanu,


My lovely,


My sweetest,


 


 


DOGGY is missing...have u seen him?


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1-smoking


2-drinking


3-charas


4-ganja


5- Chicken


6-mutton


7- Oily food


8-masala


9-sleep & obesity


10- Pollution


 


= HEART ATTACK


Matlab.....


 


 


DUS bahane karke legaye dil....


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The time since I met U, I have realized that a friend lyk u is worth a million dollars...


 


So what say? If u don’t mind.....


“TUMHE BECH DU KYA??”


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Aye sala! Abhi abhi huya yakeen ke padai mere bas ki nahin


...kitab ko main nikal gaya...padhte padhte pigal gaya


... hui subha main kho gaya


...paper mein main soo gaya...


 


.....Roo ba roo......


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NEW PUNISHMENT FOR MOBILE OWNERS.


Miss call ke liye ‘jail’


Sms ke liye ‘phansi’


Call ke liye ‘umaqaid’


 


Aap mat daro....


KANJUSO ke liye tho ‘ek lakh’ ka inaam hai.....!


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sagar_2good


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God granted me one wish


I askd for world peace


he said its impossible


ask for somethin els


i asked him to make u intelligent


he said :


 


 


 


 


 


" wait lemme try world peace "



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Garvit




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3 + 3 =8


Bataaon Kaise?


Bataaon Bataaon!


Nahi Pata?!!


Are


Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!


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Teacher: 'A' for?


Student: Apple !!!


Teacher: Jor se bolo


Student: JAI MATA DI


 


 


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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???


think


think


think


think


think


tired of thinking???


Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"


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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"


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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"


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ok whats the opp of venky's..


venlocks...


(now,now,dont bang


ur head plz..)


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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?


Comepalakrishnan.


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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?


Subramanium Didn't See Me.


 


 


 


Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an


Orange?


think......


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socho socho


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the answer is ..........


They Both Are Not a Banana !!


 


 



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welcum garvit... nice post.. jus that it was 2 streched out, so edit it!

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wanna know if u r a gurl r a guy??? look down


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


not here stupid!!!!



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Garvit bhaii wuzzuppp//(G)

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arshia200


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whts da opposite of MAXIMUM................think b4 u answer


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aur soch..............


 


 


aur..............


 


 


MINIMUM........(did u guys think MINIDAD??)


 



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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


 Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?


 ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.


Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?


Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.



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When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

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 Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.

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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.



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Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!

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Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!

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