>>Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes >>but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan? >>**************************** >> >>Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without >>brain. Please tell them your age! >>***************************** >> >>Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of >>success. FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me. >>***************************** >> >>Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye? >>Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye. >>*********************** >> >>Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai. >>Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta >>hai. >>**************************** >> >>Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. >>Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? >>Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai. >>************************* >> >>Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone >>chhupa de. >>Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? >>Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega. >>********************* >> >>In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state? >>Sardar: liquid state. >>************************* >> >>INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught >>fire? >>Sardar: Simple, stop imagining. >>**************************** >> >>Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this >>oil? >>Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this. >>Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE. >>*********************** >> >>Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. >>Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?" >>Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon. >>*********************** >> >>Two Sardars were walking together. >>1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain. >>2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha. >>************************** >> >>PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai. >>Khake dekho pata chal jayega. >>*************************** >> >>Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. >>DR: take this tablet you will be ok. >>Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.
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Mr. inside went to see mr. outside. Indside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. Wen inside came inside outside went outside 2 c inside. Then outside called inside outside but insidefrom inside called outside inside...now where is ur brain??inside or outside??????
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Q- what do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
A- frost-Bite!!!!
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever
