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Blondie jokez


A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Isn't it obvious?" the second blonde responded. "They're watch dogs!"


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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"



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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

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hehe mann tht was guud...ma favourite one's were the police officer one and the vacuume one

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Nice jokes divya from where did you get them?????

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what do u do when a blonde throws a grenade at u?


take out the pin and throw it bak.


why couldnt the blond dial 911?


 


cuz she couldnt find the '11'



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