-ALABAMA-

• It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.
• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

• It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.

• Masks may not be worn in public

• Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

• You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
• You may not drive barefooted.
• You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
• You must have windshield wipers on your car.

ALASKA

• Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
• Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

ARIZONA

• Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

• It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
• Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house.
• Mesa: It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
• Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
• Tucson: Women may not wear pants.
• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

ARKANSAS
• Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
• In Arkansas it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs.
• Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

CALIFORNIA

• A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash
• Arcadia: Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
• Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
• Belvedere City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
• Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
• Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
• In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

• In California it's against regulations to let phones ring more than nine times in state offices.
• In California you may not set a mouse trap without a hunting license.

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p.s there were some which were not suitable to post here...but they were damn funee