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khush_cool


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A lie machine is bought.It works in the
following way.....

If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound.
If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.

Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it
goes......

Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)

Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'

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deadlydivs


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Hey Khush those were funneee!!!


Bt can u plz keep d jokes in d jokes Forum???????


Thnx


divz



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khush_cool


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yeah i noe...but da jokes forum link wuznt openin..


nutin rng wid d forum...muz b my cmp..


(VARUN HELLPP!!)


 


Khush..



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