*Bush,* *Manmohan*, *Aishwarya rai* and *Sonia* are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. *Sonia is thinking*: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. *Aishwarya is thinking:* Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped. *Bush is thinking:* Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me. *Manmohan is thinking: *If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.
Two friends met in the street. One looked sad and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, "Hey my friend, how come you look like the whole world has caved in?"
The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me 50-thousand dollars."
"That's not bad at all...!"
"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked-the-bucket and left me 95-thousand, tax-free to boot."
"Well, that's great! I'd like that."
"Last week, my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a million."
"So why are so glum?"
"This week - nothing!"
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