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TOPIC: Gujju jokes this time !
sagar_2good
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Date:
Aug 16, 2006
Gujju jokes this time !
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GUJJU SPESAL !
Q) Why did George Bush had the gujju beaten?
A) The gujju told George Bush "You are an IMPOTENT
man"
Q) Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka
bhayiya?
A) The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time
the gujju
asked for KESH.
Q) What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato
race?
(in case of one)
A) Tomato KETCHUP.
Q) Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
A) He wanted to listen to POPE music.
Q) Why did the gujju go to London?
A) To see BIG BEHN.
Q) What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no
dikro STATES ma
gayon" ?
A) Ramesh's son failed in statistics...
Q) Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day
before exams ?
A) He wanted to get "cent-par-cent" .
Q) What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A) LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.
Q) Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start
a fraternity?
A) They named it Rho Beta Rho.
Q) Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch
"GANDHI"?
A) They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits.
Q) Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in
"GANDHI"?
A) They read Ben( behn) Kingsley did the acting.
-- Edited by pathfinder at 14:56, 2006-08-17
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ameen_sep22
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Date:
Aug 17, 2006
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K kool onez...waiting for more...but sum of them repeated soooo many times
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