1. Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them. 2. Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.' 3. I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. 4. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. 5. I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served. 6. The road to success is always under construction. 7. I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen! 8. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. 9. Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time. 10. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane 11. Born free; Taxed to death. 12. Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film. 13. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. 14. Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to. 15. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork. 16. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. 17. The hardest part of skating is the ice. 18. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. 19. The trouble with being punctual is that there's no one there to appreciate it. 20. If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills? 21. If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure. 22. Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon! 23. It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end. 24. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 25. Someday is not a day of the week
a army one wus da best...but ur not suppsed to say things about da army u kno...how dare u...its bad manners..it disrespect to ppl serving i narmies all over da world..its humiliation..its disregard to what they do...how bad..mean..ugly though...and jus in case im over acting..den lemme tell u dat wus totally kool
Why Worry? There are only two things in life to worry about: Whether you are well or whether you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to get well or whether you are going to die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to go to heaven or whether you are going to go to hell. If you go to heaven, then you have nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, that you won't have time to worry! So, Why Worry?
1-I knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry. 2-It is not difficult to achieve success but what is difficult is to maintain it 3-Tough times don't last....Tough people do 4-Character is like a tree & reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. 5-A true frnd never demands tht u r changed but remembers the way u were 6-Friends dont see our faults, they just take the positive out of every sentence we speak". imad. 7-A friend drops their plans wen you're in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments, feels sad when you're in pain. 8-A friend offers advice--but when you don't follow it, they still love you 9-As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move and the map to move by. We have a hundred alternatives, a thousand paths; and an infinity of dreams. 10-sacrifice is noble, its just passing on something to another person
-It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to fall in love with someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone -its so simple to be difficult,but its so difficult to be simple -If you want to know...How much I miss you...Try catching the raindrops;The ones you catch...are how much you miss me..And the ones you Miss.....are how much I miss U -I Never Thought ,The Person Whom I love The Most Will Hurt Me The Most... -believe that you can create your own world. Life is just a big dream which you can give your own directions. You only have to believe in it (-; -Courage is not the absence of fear. Rather, courage is the ability to act in the face of fear. -The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Smile in pleasure, smile in pail, smile when troubles pours like rain, smile when someone hurts you, smile Because someone still cares for U -When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in the same direction -luck favours those who do not expect
*First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, and then you win! * In the end, it's never between you and them..It's between you and God... * All my life i've been told that i don't fit in...maybe i've just been in the wrong place.
-Life ends when you stop Dreaming, Hope ends when you stop Believing, Love ends when you stop Caring, Friendship ends when you stop Sharing. -IF U AIM 4 SUCCESS U WILL REACH JUST BELOW TAT, IF U AIM 4 PERFECTION U WILL ACHIEVE SUCCESS -when the goings get tough ..the tough gets going..when u cant find a way..you have to make one! -Grate peoples talk about new ideas. Average peoples talk about things. Small peoples talk about others -There is always madness behind LOVE but there is always a reason behind madness
-watever tat has happened so far ,has happened and it could not have happened in any better way -be yourself, because those who mind don't matter & those who matter don't mind. -lonely but not alone ,somewhere there is someone dreaming about your smile & feeling your presence , thinking of the memories spent together & feeling your breath , who will love u till the death , but not ready to express -people are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges
-Love me most when i deserve it the least...that's when i need it most -The best thing about tomorrow is, we have today to create it -The secret of happiness is to make believe others they are the cause of it
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear. o Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. o Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. o You can only go as far as you push. o Actions speak louder than words. o The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. o Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff. o Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it. o A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. o If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else. o When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there o True friendship never ends. o Friends are forever. o Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there. o Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. o What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? o NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn't that the truth?) o Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. Most people walk in and out of you life. But only True friends leave footprints in your heart.
When we look back on our younger years, we will remember the people who went to school with us, the people who made us laugh, the people who hung out with us when nobody else would, and the people who made our lives much better simply by being a part of it. There may be somebody who is thinking about you RIGHT NOW and wishing that you were around. That's the wonderful thing about friendship-you always feel loved and cared about. The most important thing to remember is... Always appreciate the friends that you have. A fight may come and go very easily, but a friendship could last forever.
-Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!
-i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!
-There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
-When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.
-Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me! Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
