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Do you thing the WEB has become everything for us today? [6 vote(s)]

Yeah
16.7%
Maybe
50.0%
Naa
16.7%
I better think again and shut down my Email ID!!
16.7%


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Office Boy - U OUGHT TO LUV THIS ONE!!!


A jobless man applied for the position of  "office boy" at  Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched  him cleaning The floor as a 
Test. "You are employed" he said.

"Give me  your e-mail  Address and I'll  Send you the application to fill
in, as well  as the  Date When you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a  Computer, nor an email."

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you  Don't have an email, that means
you do not exist. And who doesn't  exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He Didn't know what to do, with Only $10
in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy A 10Kg
tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round. In less
than two hours, he succeeded  To double his capital. He repeated The
operation three times, and  returned home with $60. The man realized That he
can survive by this  way, and started to go everyday earlier, and  Return
late. Thus, his  money doubled or  tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a  truck, and then he had his own fleet of  
delivery vehicles. 5 years later, The man is one of the biggest food
Retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future. And decided to
have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection
plan. When the  conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.

The man replied, "I don't have an email."

The broker answered curiously, "You  don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if
you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!"

Moral of the story
1.  Internet / email is not the solution to  your life.
2. If you don't have Internet / email and  Work hard, you can be a
Millionaire.
3. If you received this  Message by email, you are probably
already an  Office boy/girl, and not any close to  being a millionaire...

Have a great day!!!

P.S - Do not forward this email back to me; I  am closing my email
& going to sell tomatoes!!!



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TAT ...varun...makes a LOT of sense.........da web is practically bcmng a part of our life....mst of us nywayz.....


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